Thoughts for today...

I was thinking that there was an insanely high number of schizophrenic people in Orange County before I realised that everyone wears a wireless headpiece for their mobile phone attached to one ear (invariably the one ear I can’t see…)…

There is apparently something in the water at California State University Fullerton that causes the hair of girls’ eyebrows to fall out. Due to this phenomena, girls at uni have to paint on their eyebrows, sometimes in a very natural fashion (creating a bushy eyebrow effect).

There also seems to be something in the air of the Los Angeles area that renders leg muscles useless. This unfortunately means that LAliens must rely on their cars to get from A to B at all times, including driving next door to pick up groceries (seriously). It is also a known fact that when foreign students, still with the full use of their legs, go walking for exercise, they are stopped by motorists offering a ride.

God bless America!